Thursday, October 12
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a new found glory
the most awaited sembreak is yet to come. and the full-pledged Naruto-disciple-me has resorted to its dojo of manga and never-ending fillers of Naruto. nyahaha. i am so damn friggin happy. i love you masashi kishimoto. Naruto fosters me with great strength and willpower to continue living. (sorry, i just can't contain it anymore T.T)
i got this really nice random bulletin post from friendster and i wanna share it to everyone. (this really hit me. muahaha)
Enjoy your exam.
XXName:_________________
Age when you stopped bottle drinking:_____
*WORLD HISTORY*
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact onEurope, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief and concise, yet specific.
*ASTRONOMY*
Define the universe; give three examples.
*MEDICINE*
You will be provided with a razor blade, a piece ofgauze, and a bottle ofScotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
*COMPUTER SCIENCE *
Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, create acomputer program to finish the rest of this exam foryou.
*PUBLIC SPEAKING*
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient languageexcept Latin, Hebrew, or Greek.
*CIVIL ENGINEERING*
This is a practical test of your design and building skills. With the boxes of toothpicks and glue present, build a platform that will support yourweight when you and your platform are suspended over a vat of nitric acid.
*MECHANICAL ENGINEERING*
The disassembled parts of a howitzer have been placed in a box on your desk.You will also find an instruction manual, printed inSwahili. In 10 minutesa hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to justify yourdecision.
*ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING*
You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given apartial copy of the electrical layout. The electrical system has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to find the problem and correctit before the reactormelts down.
*BIOLOGY*
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500,000 years earlier,with special attention to the probable effect, if any, on the Philippine social spectrum circa 1640. Prove your thesis.
*RELIGION*
Perform a miracle. Creativity will be judged.
*MUSIC*
Write a full piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
*LOGIC*
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.
*CHEMISTRY*
You must identify a poison sample which you willfind at your lab table. All necessary equipment has been provided. There are two beakers at your desk, one of which holds the antidote. If the wrong substance is used, it causes instant death. You may begin as soon as the professor injects you with a sample of the poison.
*PSYCHOLOGY*
Based on your knowledge of their early works,evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of thefollowing: *Alexander of Aphrodisias , Ramses II,Gregory of Nicea, andHammurabi.* Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. Translate all quotations in Tagalog.
*SOCIOLOGY*
Identify the sociological problems which might be associated with the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
*ECONOMICS*
Describe in four hundred words or less what you would have done to prevent the Great Depression.
*MATHEMATICS*
You have 60 seconds to mentally solve the mathematical problem below. Begin.8,256.091 + _________ - ________ x ________ 8________ = -38.07623
(Bonus question: Why is 11 not pronounced onety one? Provide a full numerical analysis in justifying your answer.)
*POLITICAL SCIENCE*
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.
*ART*
Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life
screenwriting an apology @ 10:43 PM
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